Nor has imbibing the acidic smog of Beijing, a city she called “home” for the better part of a decade, caused tooth loss. Attribute this blessing to the fact that she is not a mouth breather. Don’t ask about her sinuses.
Maya worried that she cracked a tooth in Botswana, once, when she bit into an insufficiently ripe guava. But she didn’t.
Maya fell asleep one night in Louisiana and dreamed that Death came to her and put his boney finger in her mouth, and she bit it off, whereupon she awoke with a ghastly “crunch” resounding in her ears, and ran to the bathroom fearing broken teeth. But it was just a dream.
Maya fell off the stage during a gig in Beijing, while performing a cover of the Jet song, “Are you gonna be my girl?,” and she bruised her lower back. No teeth were injured in the fiasco.
Maya’s current projects include flossing, seeing reality as it is and accepting it, and appreciating how lucky she is in the context of human existence since the end of the last ice age 11,000 years ago.
Maya’s novel, The Celebration Husband, is out and about in the beautiful world. Be kind to the environment and buy it print-on-demand at Lulu . . . and then clear your reading decks for this head-turning, finger-snapping, mind-elevating, laughter-provoking, historically-inspired, action-adventure, anthropological-romance of a page turner! Aristocratic lady runs intelligence missions for the British irregular forces fighting the Germans in East Africa during World War I: sexy, elegant, dangerous, irresistible, adjective, adjective, adjective—you’ll love it!
Special feature!!!! From the blog archives, Maya’s contemporaneous accounts of researching The Celebration Husband document her adventure behind the adventure story, presented here for the exclusive thrill and enjoyment of you, oh wise, discerning, cultured, brilliant, and selective reader:
Off-road, unmapped and out of her mind
An OBE for James Willson
“Pole pole”: the Tao of Mount Kilimanjaro
Getting bugged by the writer’s life
The East African Novel
A voice of her own
Denys Finch-Hatton, the not-great aristocrat
Ready for the shovel
Of wisdom and imperial ambivalence
Connect with your inner cactus! On Thursday, 10 November, 8 p.m., at the spirited wine bar Spirits of Mount Vernon, on Read & N. Charles in Baltimore, Maya will perform her new short story, “Ghost Limbs,” along with a line-up of brilliant artists, including painter Nathanael Absher, the comedy music group Amplified Microphone, composer Peter Dayton, poet Ed Doyle-Gillespie, visual artist Katie Feild, composer and bassist Alex Fournier, photographer Mike Maguire, poet Vince Seadler, writer Kate Wyer, and poet Stephen Zerance. The question of the night is, “Can I thrive in a pathological environment?”
What the hell, you may ask? Good question! Maya is one of the organizers of the Amplified Cactus literary + art series, a six-part event saga presenting music, visual art, and literature created around questions inspired by the amplified cactus. For those of you untutored in the deeply, profoundly experimental music scene, an amplified cactus is a cactus with a microphone, a musical instrument (rub its needles, hear it sing) for which John Cage wrote music, and it’s a metaphor for all of us: needles and mics!
The question around which the September installation was organized was, “Can I defend myself without hurting others?” October’s question was “Is brutality good for me?” Thanks to all the magnificent artists and organizers whose time, dedication, generosity, and good cheer made that event such a tremendous success!
Watch the fabulous Eileen MacDougall interview Maya on Eileen’s show Book Stew!
For personal enquiries, Maya Alexandri can be reached at maya.alexandri @ gmail.com.
For world rights inquiries in connection with The Celebration Husband, please contact:
Wampe de Veer
Blackbird Literary Agency
Pieter de Hooghlaan 27
3741 RL Baarn, The Netherlands
b.lit.agency @ gmail.com